Food

Smashys in Yarmouk: Fries Cooked in Peanut Oil, and Pickup Only

Two smashed patties for 2.750 dinars, an apple pie with pastry made in the kitchen, and no delivery.

A smash burger served with a portion of fries

Smashys in Yarmouk runs from 12 noon to midnight and does not deliver: collection from the shop. Block 4, Street 3, phone 65167848.

The oil is the detail

The menu states something rarely written down in Kuwait: the fries and onion rings are cooked in peanut oil. It takes higher heat than many vegetable oils, which is why a number of American burger shops use it to get a crunch that survives leaving the fryer, and it is also noticeably more expensive than they are.

There is a second side to this that matters more to some readers than to the rest: anyone with a peanut allergy cannot eat the fries or the onion rings here, even though the burger itself contains no nuts.

The menu also describes the oil as “100 per cent cholesterol free”. The statement is true but distinguishes nothing: every vegetable oil is cholesterol free, because cholesterol occurs only in animal sources.

What is made in the shop

The fries are cut from whole potatoes, not out of frozen bags. The onion rings are sliced thin and dipped in a batter mixed in the kitchen, and come with the barbecue sauce beside them rather than over them, so they do not go soft before they arrive. The pastry for the pies is also made on site.

Prices

  • The Smash — two certified Angus patties pressed thin until the edges caramelise, with melted American cheese: 2.750 KD.
  • BBQ bacon and cheddar and jalapeno smash — 2.950 KD each.
  • Fresh fries 1.000 KD · Blazer 1.500 · Blazer with minced beef 2.000.
  • Onion rings 0.950 KD.
  • Pies — apple and cinnamon, and vanilla custard with strawberry: 0.950 KD each.
  • Small milkshake 0.950 KD in five flavours · fresh juices 0.900 KD, including an apple, beetroot, carrot and lemon blend.
  • Sauces are charged separately: ketchup 100 fils, mustard 200 fils, everything else 300 fils each.

A burger shop that bakes its own pies

This is not a common habit here. Both pies are wrapped in a laminated pastry made in the kitchen, and each costs 950 fils — under a third of the price of a burger. Along with the burger itself, they are what comes up most often in the restaurant’s Google Maps reviews.

Before you go

No delivery and no aggregator apps. Order through the restaurant’s site and collect from the shop. It is rated 4.3 out of five on Google Maps from 69 reviews, with an average spend recorded there of 1 to 5 dinars a head.

Photo: a smash burger at a restaurant in Opole, Poland, by Kamil, Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0. The photo is not of Smashys.

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